talk to plants for money

Since we are now theoretically into Summer, many people are off on their holidays meaning their poor plants are left at home all alone, sat on pathetic widow cill waiting to wither up and die.

So help these poor unfortunate things by offering a plant-sitting service. You could either visit the people's homes whilst they are away, talk to their plants, water them, go through some drawers; or if you are not trusted with the key to a strangers house, collect the plants before they go on holiday and take them back to your place to look after.

Print off some leaflets and stick them through peoples letterboxes before they go away. Charge them per plant. Easy.